Saturday, April 5, 2008

The Umpire Strikes Back


The Cha List

Introduction:

Jon Davis posted recently to the
GZG-L Mailing List the motivation
behind the Predator characters he
ran during Stuart Murray's:

The Umpire Strikes Back
event.

In it, he stated:

Predators have a total of Seven Descriptions of Life

...

4. Cha

"Honored prey" They must be capable of sending us to the
Deity.
And this was the result. Enjoy!
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Oops'Cha
"We didn't expect them to be able to send us to the Deity,
but it appears in retrospect that our estimates were
slightly mistaken...."
['Laserlight']

Got'Cha
"Hey! That's the Deity! How did that happen?!?"
(with respects to Wi'Sel the Never-Seen)
['Laserlight']

Cup'a'Cha
Innocent Prey that provides us with hot beverages before
being killed......
[Jon Tuffley]

Cha'Cha Cha
Prey that dances around our weapons [Alan E Brain]

Cha'Kol
Prey that is best when well cooked [Alan E Brain]

Cha'Broiled
Prey that must be killed by a flame weapon to see the
Deity
['The Sutherlands']

Cha'Tan'Uga
Prey that must be well chewed [Alan E Brain]
(Laserlight added:
For those of you who are wondering, that's "Chattanooga"
as in "Chattanooga Choo Choo". Narn platoon en route.)

Spi'C Na'Chas
Innocent prey sprinkled with melted cheese and
jalepenos peppers.
[Jon Davis]

Kul'Cha
A way for prey to learn the finer points of existence
[Mark Sykes]

Cha'P'Suey - Prey which seems filling at the time, but
leaves one hungry for more prey within a short time.
[Brian Bilderback]

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Prey dispatched in an especially satisfying manner:
Cha'Ching
Prey emitting a strong scent: Cha'Nel'Fi'Yiv
Prey moving the feet and body rhythmicly: Cha'Cha
Prey which attacks only after one of its fellows
has been dispatched: A'Ven'Cha
Comically clumsy prey: Cha'Lee'Cha'Plin

['Laserlight']
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But'Cha - (vb) to send prey to the deity
Lun'Cha'Or - the short period around midday when hunters
can stop sending prey to the deity and eat the ritual
food,San'U'Ich. Thu Tai'Ms Theh Aah A Cha'Njan - favourite
war ballad of the hunters Foo'Cha - the legendary time when
enough prey has been sent to the deity Cha'Plin - hunter-
priest who performs the rites associated with the sending
of the prey to the deity

[Tom Anderson]
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Tor'Cha -- Punning your pray to death
[Andrew Apter]

Cha'Lupa: Mexican prey causing severe flatulence
problems.
[David Raynes]

Cha': Shreded prey that some southern KV hold between
their gum and cheek.
[Jeff Miller]

Cha'dah: a creamy soup made with milk, potatoes, and
chunks of worthy prey, preferred by northeasern KV.
[Brian Bilderback]

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Tee'Cha - Prey the hunting of which is a true education.
Lec'Cha - Prey that causes one to sleep
Pree'Cha - Prey that sees the Deity on a daily basis
[Alan E Brain]
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Tai'Cha - The martial art of prey capture.
[Tom Granvold]

1 comment:

His Excellency said...

Prey dispatched in an especially satisfying manner:
Cha'Ching.....LOL